January 2010
138 posts
Maddy: Are you OK? You seem tense.
Richard: Oh, no, no, no, I'm not, I'm not tense. Well, I did pass out today... and got hit in the head by a baseball... and brushed my teeth with shampoo... then butchered Rimsky- Korsakov in front of 1,500 people, and my clothes fell apart. But I'm not *tense*.
“I live in the ocean,
it’s cold and dark
yet I eat babies,
life is fair...”
– Ray, the giant squid.
